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GETBANANA

A one button economy. Your brain can rest.

Stop reading. Touch the banana. Let the chart cry quietly.

bananas: 0

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PEEL CHECK01

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MARKET MOOD02

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FRUIT LIQUIDITY03

Why this exists

Every cycle invents new words for the same feeling. You want the quick win. The clean click. The tiny laugh. So the product is a banana.

The monkey has one job: approve chaos, deny speeches. Press buttons. Drag photos. Collect dumb little moments.

drop bananas

print receipt

poke mood

Vibe Meter

38%

You bring the wallet. We bring the banana. Basic trade. Ancient technology.

Enough fuel to press buttons with confidence. The monkey respects preparedness.

If the process feels too serious, you are doing it wrong. Peel the vibe.

Post a screenshot. Add one banana. Say nothing else. Culture built.

click the monkey

Monkey Approval

64%

GETBANANA is a website that refuses to behave.